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World file 06 / Visible Crookwood landmark

Muma Maria's Pizzeria

Muma Maria's Pizzeria is a meat-loving shopfront that doubles as Crookwood's working crematorium.

Brett Clements' authored vector drawing of Muma Maria's Pizzeria with red and green lettering, a meal deal and a meat lovers window poster.
In the world

The same industrial ovens serve both functions. The contradiction is blunt and ordinary: food commerce and corpse disposal sharing the same hardware.

In play

Current high-authority build notes describe the Pizzeria as visible but non-playable. Its value is orientation, tone and the uneasy proximity of dinner to disposal.

01 / Public face

Mama Mia’s is not hiding somewhere in town. It operates within Crookwood itself, wearing takeaway food as its public face.

02 / Double duty

The Pizzeria and Crematorium are one working facility using the same ovens.

03 / Out front

Out front is a working, slightly greasy pizza shop. Behind it is a burn floor of heavy ovens, ash-collection zones and sorting surfaces.

04 / Afterwards

Afterwards, the ashes may still hold implanted metals that survived the fire: titanium joints, dental gold, pacemaker components and other valuable scraps.

The institutions of Carny Island
01Uncle Shrift02Mongril & The DogGones03POX News04The Chapel05The Morgue06Muma Maria's Pizzeria07Gweedo's08Necronomics09The Law of the Jungle10The JuJu Index
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